@_NinJar: The hay in baby Jesus's manger came from Christian Bales.
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@WilliamAder: If you get a gift from me, there may or may not be a pair of scissors between the wrapping and the gift. I'm gonna need those back.
@DanMentos: [teaching my 3yo the alphabet] "Ok what's a word that starts with Q" cucumber "That's uh… I don't… let's pick this up again tomorrow"
@Terdoh: If I had a brewery I would make an alcoholic drink called "Responsibly". I wouldn't even have to pay for advertising.