@_NinJar: The hay in baby Jesus's manger came from Christian Bales.
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@markedly: My teenage son Filbert was ejected from the Young Republicans for naming his pet lizard Bernie Salamanders. You bet your buns he's grounded.
@AnkCoupleTO: [job interview] Panel: We're looking for someone with intensity, focus, passion and drive Me: *adjusting volume on Ipod* sorry what?