@batkaren: The home invasion ruined us. We never stood a chance against the houses.
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@LuckoftheDraw86: Cinderella is my favorite fairy tale about how foot size is the best way to recognize someone.
@Discourt: For a tiny person unable to wipe herself after she poops, my toddler has managed to hit me dead in the eyeball with 4 things today.
@man_spach: It's ok Apple users, I just woke up and found a surprise Nickelback album on my BlackBerry.