@batkaren: The home invasion ruined us. We never stood a chance against the houses.
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@sixfootcandy: *puts powdered sugar around my nostrils and walks into blind date set up by my mom*
@MarfSalvador: Him: Shall we have sex? Her: I want to wait til we're married Him: Ugh fine Priest: Shall I continue?