@mydaughtersarmy: The horror and trauma of explaining homosexuality to a child, as told by an internet mom.
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@kellymcc0y: When someone spaces out their "ha ha ha's" in a text I read it in Count Dracula's voice
@Brianhopecomedy: *presses wheelchair accessible button* *rolls 5 year old in on dolly restrained like Hannibal Lector* "We're here for a haircut."
@david8hughes: "The toilet's blocked pretty bad so I called the plumber. Should be here later tod-" [Bowser spits coffee] "Which plumber?"
@markydoodoo: *swirling Gatorade in a wine glass* Ah yes, the sportings, I have perused that endeavor. The throwing, the goalings, I love it all.