@mydaughtersarmy: The horror and trauma of explaining homosexuality to a child, as told by an internet mom.
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@zachreinert03: As I get closer to 30 I start to worry about more big picture things like famine and over population in my apartment
@jsam1126: A guy on the street just said "nice feet" to me can someone tell me seriously if that was a cat call?
@OakHill_: Sperm 1: I think I’ve got a shot at a Nobel Peace Prize. Sperm 2: Not me, I’m looking for a cure for Cancer. Sperm 3 through 18.2 Mil: We’ve heard good things about the Xbox.
@WheelTod: Major milestone today -- found my first grey pubic hair! But once I picked it out, the burger tasted pretty decent.