@TheDailySchmuck: The horror of hearing the anesthesiologist say, "YOLO," as he puts you under.
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@Sanbel11: I wasn't going to follow you but that bible verse in your bio totally changed my mind.
@SondraDeeMe: My boyfriend called my skirt a petticoat and now he's paying bills using a quill on parchment paper wearing his wooden false teeth.
@thenatewolf: I saw an old couple sharing a newspaper and was like "oh wow maybe marriage is cool" and then the lady said "STOP BREATHING ON ME"
@vladchoc: Nice try, theatre ad. But some of us don't need to put our phones on silent, for we have prevented calls with our deplorable personalities.