@garrettbarry70: The hotel has a live band and my favourite song is "We're going for a break now, we'll be back later"
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@badbanana: That guy who ran through the White House could go to prison for ten years, so there's another reason I don't run.
@AmericanGent69: Me: *tries to sneak a pic of someone but forgets flash is on Did you just take my picture? Me: *starts to make thunder noises
@myles_morrison: I can tell everything I need to know about a person by how they cut their sandwich. Diagonal = normal Straight = serial killer No cut = dad