@garrettbarry70: The hotel has a live band and my favourite song is "We're going for a break now, we'll be back later"
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@tripeface: My neighbour knocked on my door this morning at 2:30am! Can you believe that 2:30am? Luckily for him I was still up playing my drums.
@dafloydsta: [movie night] Her: Can I pick tonight? Me: You picked last time and it was horrible Her: WE WATCHED OUR WEDDING VIDEO
@TheTweetOfGod: When people say "To be honest...", it means that up to that point they've been lying.