@garrettbarry70: The hotel has a live band and my favourite song is "We're going for a break now, we'll be back later"
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@QueenofSparta: You like me? *has a conversation with you where I'm completely me. *never hears from you again. Right then. That's sorted.
@FelicityHannah: My 4 yr old nephew's hobby horse is called 'my noble Steve' because he misheard the word 'steed' and I am dying.
@MsFoxIfUrNasty: [at gym] *spends 45 minutes untangling headphones *drops phone, squats to pick it up Phew! Good workout! *leaves
@EverydayGirlDad: As a kid playing parent, I never accounted for the 8 hours a week I'd lose taking underwear out of inside out pants while doing laundry.