@WritePlay: "The house always wins," muttered Dorothy as she stared at the witch's crushed body.
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@Darlainky: *puts PLEASE SPEAK AS LOUDLY AS POSSIBLE WHEN ORDERING sign on drive-thru* *watches people scream into the box* That’ll teach them to get my order wrong.
@Sorrowscopes: Scorpio: Are you really gonna trust NASA? After they left Matt Damon on Mars? Who does that?
@SlabBaconBP: Take a stand against childhood obesity by chasing little fat kids down the street.
@Test_of_Steron: Copied tweets with higher no. of RTs remind me of tht incident when Charlie Chaplin entered a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest n came 3rd.