@WritePlay: "The house always wins," muttered Dorothy as she stared at the witch's crushed body.
@LoveNLunchmeat: Canadian Psycho, but it's just a businessman walking around with a chainsaw, apologizing profusely
@TheTweetOfGod: The first rule of parenting is: never negotiate with terrorists.
@senderblock23: I wish Fox News was just news about foxes.
@hipstermermaid: AN OPEN LETTER TO COFFEE
@Stalker_Clown: I'm not looking for a TC, I'm looking for someone with a woodchipper who doesn't ask questions.