@WritePlay: "The house always wins," muttered Dorothy as she stared at the witch's crushed body.
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@TheNewsAtGlenn: Hate freeloaders who join in the New Year's Eve countdown for the last 10 seconds. I've been doing this all year. Where were you back in May