@shariv67: The human body can survive three weeks without food, three days without water but only three hours without wifi.
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@MooseAllain: Enter a cafe. Ask to see the menu. Say, Have you got anything a mouse would like? When they say No, whisper into your sleeve & leave.
@JihadPizza: Youtube is the only place where you'll find people arguing about religion in the comments of a snowboarding video.
@NINETIREDBUGS: the moon has NO GENDER and IS MY BEST FRIEND and SAID YOU GUYS HAVE TO BE NICE TO ME OR IT'S CANCELING TIDES FOREVER