@shariv67: The human body can survive three weeks without food, three days without water but only three hours without wifi.
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@OneThirstyNaut: [Enter a password] "beansandsausage" [Password must contain at least two capitals] "limabeansandviennasausage"
@BatmanOffDuty: *buying a dog* Is this a good dog? "Oh yeah, very good dog." Do any tricks? "No, I'm clean, selling dogs now."
@BobTheSuit: *gets email* -Do you want to chat with hot nineteen-year olds in your area?- *responds* "Can any of them help me with this iTunes update?"
@bridger_w: Shoplifting may be wrong in a general sense, but what if, for example, I'm bored of paying for things