@brendohare: The human body is 70% water and 30% land
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@vincevangone: Infomercial: "Have you been trying to stay fit, but simply can't get any results?" Me: *mouthful of fries* YASS!!!
@DaddyJew: You can literally take anything from anyone as long as you shout "police emergency" and run away