@Taryn_: The human body is 90% water so we are basically just cucumbers with anxiety.
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@amusedkerching: If someone is bothering you with unneccessary calls to your cell number, post their number on eBay with the ad "iPhone 5S for $1 only"
@moose_chocolate: *man invents wheel* "How can we possibly improve this?" *Man invents wheel of cheese* "Nailed it!"
@SirEviscerate: GIRL: Spirit, should I have sex with this guy? ME: *tries to push the ouija pointer to yes but it won't move* (under breath) grandma, PLEASE