@theshamingofjay: The human soul weighs 1.2lbs. I know because I've weighed myself before and after I walk into my job
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@sublyfe2015: My mom handed me her phone to find me on Twitter... So I deleted her account, uninstalled the app, and told her it went out of business.
@NoogsCorner: Superman's only weakness is the extremely rare Kryptonite that all his enemies have.
@JessicaVarsity: Just remember, you can't please everyone. So just focus on what's important, pleasing me.