@dog_feelings: the human. who snuggled. my human. the other night. is here again. BUT. this time. however. they brought. my fren and i. treats.. we approve
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@Book_Krazy: Me: It's late. I guess I'll go to bed. -My brain, who up until now has always been the logical one "Let's put up a tent in the living room"
@ElleOhHell: Damn girl, are you a maple tree? Cause I would tap that, and you have an impressive root structure which is where this metaphor falls apart.
@Vodkantots: Interviewer: Do you have any questions for me? Me: When someone says you're "cool as shit," why is that a compliment?
@GirlRestrained: Hahaha stupid person... When it says 55mph it really means 64mph.........Idiot turtle person