@DanMentos: the idiots at NASA just hit Jupiter with one of their fireworks
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@rebrafsim: 6:57pm: I am conducting an experiment — I’m going to pet my dog continuously and see if he ever gets tired of it 4:09am, June 14, 2029: no
@FadeAway2: Ever notice when you need to delete a phone app and you get the icons jiggling? They seem all panicky about who's getting cut from the team
@JimGaffigan: "Today I'm just going to wear pajamas all day." - Hugh Hefner ever morning of his life.