@DanMentos: the idiots at NASA just hit Jupiter with one of their fireworks
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@oldmanweldon: A bee is willing to end it's own life just to cause you a tiny amount of pain. I can relate to that level of pettiness.
@Twtercide: Him: Wtf is wrong with you? *remembers when I sold my soul to Satan for more Oreos Me: I'm just really tired.
@liv_thatsme: As a kid, I refused to sing "rain rain go away" because I thought God would punish us with an apocalyptic drought,so no, I'm not easy-going.