@murrman5: "the immaturity and the copying are my main issues" I say in a whiny voice as my wife storms out of the counsellors office
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@tastefactory: When Leo said, "To all my friends, you know who you are" he was talking about the bear
@dafloydsta: [job interview] "Tell me about yourself" *flashback to when I used hand towels mom said are specifically for guests* I'm a risk taker
@BradBroaddus: My kids are very optimistic. Every glass they leave sitting around the house is at least half full.