@onelongbender: The international address of Twitter
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@SwoonTwang: I don't have tinted windows on my car because if people don't like watching me dance, they can tint their own goddamn windows.
@Underchilde: They don’t make microwaves the size of refrigerators because they know if you were high you’d try nuking your friends.
@ChaseMit: I think police forgot which organized group of white dudes with shaved heads they are.
@Thynebear: I am the all knowing oracle, you may ask me one question "How do you pronounce quinoa?" [it's just covered in sweat] um can u ask me another