@NicestHippo: The inventor of the toilet must've had a rough time at his presentation. "Oh here comes Gary with his poop throne idea"
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@ThisOneSayz: 6 wakes me at 6:30am: wanna play a game? Me: go hide! 1, 2, 3... 6: you'll never find me! Me: *goes back to sleep*
@PhilJamesson: "My computer just crashed" is going to be a much more serious statement when self-driving cars are the norm
@coketruck76: Pal: That's an impressive stingray. How'd you catch it? Me:*flashes back to being dressed as girl stingray* You know, the regular way.