@JohnPoveromo: The iWatch is awesome because it's the fastest way to let everyone know you used to have 500 dollars.
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@DarlingNikki_12: Never go to target in a red shirt. I was holding my kid and someone asked for help. Like yea just let me finish stocking the toddlers first.
@MrNickNo: That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is "act natural, you're innocent".
@CastAwayKristen: Me: Dropped my phone & now screen doesn’t work. Help forum: Should’ve had a better case. Apparently, my mother works in Samsung support now.
@Thedudish: Men at the supermarket are like fish in an aquarium. Silent, with no recollection of how or why they got there.