@extranapkins: The jerk store called? But, that jerk store burned down ten years ago... on this very night
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@TheTweetOfGod: Capitalism is controlled by an "invisible hand" that gives most people the invisible finger.
@hippieswordfish: robber 1: *puts ski mask on head* you grab the money while i kiss all the bankers robber 2: huh? robber 1: uh i meant kill *hides lipstick*
@CynicalCanuck: Am I in the Mile High Club if I jerk off under a blanket on a plane? Just kidding, United doesn't have blankets. Sorry lady in seat 21B