@Cryptoterra: The jerk store called. *removes hat* I'm afraid there's been an accident.
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@Jarhead44: If I can't pronounce your name after meeting you, you will from that point forward be addressed as "bro."
@GreenishDuck: Before Google, people had to go out in the alley and yell "WHAT'S THE NAME OF THE MONKEY FROM ALADDIN?" until they got some answers.