@Cryptoterra: The jerk store called. *removes hat* I'm afraid there's been an accident.
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@ElgatoEsmio: My new dentist called me back in to make another mold of my teeth. Needless to say he made a terrible 1st impression.
@Wuttercuerk: If you're a Mormon, and you have a mom, and you haven't been referring to her exclusively as Mitt Momney...then why the hell are you Mormon?
@OneFunnyMummy: All that money and sleep was super annoying anyway. -lies parents tell themselves