@the_mom_dot_com: The joke is on you, fruit flies. We don't even have any fruit.
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@living_marble: Wild horses could easily drag me away from anything, even from my favorite activity. Wild horses are super crazy strong.
@jrza206: her: how about we go to this restaurant? I heard it's earned two Michelin stars me: [trying to impress] my car has four Michelin tires
@theyearofelan: Few things in life are more pleasurable than turning off the lights in a public bathroom while people are still inside
@HeyANow: Truth: My 85yr old grandmother's answering machine says, "I'll call you back when I want to, if I want to." Heroes are all around us.