@ShittyComedian: The joke's on you officer. That breathalyzer won't tell you how much cocaine I've snorted tonight.
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@chryztl: My neighborhood barber just got arrested for selling drugs... I've been his customer for 6 years... I had no idea he was a barber.
@KKAlThani: The girl at the table next to me is having a salad. Not as a starter, but as a main course like some kind of rabbit.