@curlycomedy: The Katy Perry song that goes, "You're hot and you're cold," was actually about a microwaveable burrito.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@Jenny4ashley: Who cares if you break a damn mirror. If you think 7 years of bad luck is hell, try breaking a condom.
@hippieswordfish: In the future when cats rule the world, the currency will be Cuteness and i will be a poor and lonely man