@Rollinintheseat: The key to house hunting is knowing that the house is more afraid of you than you are of it.
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@attsmcjay: I'd imagine the only thing worse then getting your period is not getting your period.
@ventivodkacran: ...and the award for best lead actress in a dramatic role goes to me for "I Have A Sinus Infection, Why Don't You Care That I'm Dying"
@ThisOneSayz: Save your voice calling for your kids. Just open a bag of chips and they'll materialize out of nowhere.
@Reverend_Scott: I watched someone give a Starbucks Unicorn Frappuccino to a homeless woman. She took one sip and threw it in the trash.