@Rollinintheseat: The key to house hunting is knowing that the house is more afraid of you than you are of it.
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@EndhooS: Good cop "If you confess maybe we can cut you some sort of deal..." Crab cop *walks sideways off the table*
@SkunkFarts: The American flag should be a picture of a cheeseburger watching TV on a couch made of fries.
@internetluke: A modern recasting of Moses floating down a river in a wicker basket but it's a soccer mom forgetting her baby on the roof of her van.