@Rollinintheseat: The key to house hunting is knowing that the house is more afraid of you than you are of it.
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@truegritrumble: ME: I'm going to start a blog. FRIEND: Ugh. Blogs are so narcissistic. I just talked about that on my podcast.
@juliussharpe: Gotta be careful. My astrologer just warned me someone pretending to predict the future would steal my money.
@RocketRankoon: A little bit of rain and everyone forgets how to drive. Saw one guy try to start his car with a pancake.