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@causticbob: The kidnapper rang and said "£10,000 and you get your wife back"

"Negotiate with him!" advised the policeman

"£20,000 and she's all yours"

The kidnapper rang and said “£10,000 and you get your wife back”

“Negotiate with him!” advised the policeman

“£20,000 and she’s all yours”

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