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@LADaddy: The kids wanted the Zero Gravity Laser Racer, a toy car that follows a laser.

I handed them a flashlight and pointed at the cat.

The kids wanted the Zero Gravity Laser Racer, a toy car that follows a laser. 

I handed them a flashlight and pointed at the cat.

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