@Staggfilms: THE KRAKEN: Yes, I’d like to renew my lease, please.
LANDLORD: Re-lease the Kraken!
@UgIyPPL: i’m actually pretty attractive if you never compare me to anyone ever
@Reverend_Scott: [first date]
"So, I heard you work at the circus."
[shallows bread stick whole] Nope.
"You sure about that?"
[chewing on glass] Yup
@Sophie2078: Me: I love it when I'm on top of his...
Friend: Sophie! There are kids here!
Me: Timeline. I was going to say timeline.
@boring_as_heck: SATAN: I will tempt you into leaving the desert
JESUS: Oh yeah I can't wait to get back to the place where everyone hates me and has leprosy
@dave_cactus: *approaches a girl, tips hat* M'lady.
*approaches a material girl, tips hat* M'donna.