@notittryagain: The labels on prescription bottles are just suggestions, like speed limits.
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@callmeshitto: 18 years ago today, Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum saved our country and our PLANET from an alien invasion. Never forget
@daplusk: I nod and smile at empty places just to confuse any ghosts that might be there into thinking i can see them.
@carlyken: I leave my vacuum in the middle of the floor at all times so when I have unexpected company I can say I was just about to clean my house.