@BeerBatterBeard: The lack of paparazzi at this BBQ makes me think that my aunt can probably stop referring to her potato salad as "famous."
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@Cheeseboy22: Overheard in 2nd grade class today: "Do your work! Santa's watching right now." "Yeah, my mom told me that ship has sailed for me long ago."
@mattgallo123: "I'm disguising all my tweets as Marilyn Monroe quotes from now on." -Marilyn Monroe
@scorpiusryan21: My friend and I have a pact that if we're not married by age 40, we're going to fist bump and take shots for making good decisions
@BromanConsul: What idiot called it the Police/Fire Department Headquarters and not GUNS 'N HOSES?