@rachaelkelly18: The lady at the bakery who draws her eyebrows on is looking extra surprised today
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@Dutch_50: I'm at that age where I can't simply pick something up, I need to first knock it over and then pick it up.
@badbanana: Anyone who feels bad about dumping a huge national debt on the next generation hasn't spent a lot of time around teenagers.
@joejwest: MAGICIAN: Think of a horse ME: Ok MAGICIAN: You thinking of one? ME: Yep MAGICIAN: Cool right? ME: Very cool
@Hobo_Splendido: The Church used to teach that all babies that die go to Limbo, but it was easy for them because they're so short.