@rachaelkelly18: The lady at the bakery who draws her eyebrows on is looking extra surprised today
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@LionJenkins: Dear Adobe, In all the times I've been to the circus I've never seen an Acrobat Reading.
@jergarl: Wife: Whatya doin? Me: I fixed the toilet so I'm adding Potty Fixer to my résumé W: You mean Plumber? M: DO I LOOK LIKE A HOUSE SCIENTIST?