@JD_KC: The lady helping my wife design a dining room table handed me a note reading "blink if you're being held against your will"
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@cambuslad: You know that pain which starts at your hip, runs down your leg, out the front door,and goes across the street to the bus stop... I've that.
@Taryn_: That awkward moment when someone is cooking fish in the office and all the girls begin sniffing themselves.
@blondecalamity: Someone should have warned me, that when you have kids, they talk to you, like, ALL. THE. TIME.