@Tups13: The laminator is a device that sounds a lot more dangerous to baby sheep than it actually is.
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@MizzSlaughter: Take your time, Officer. I have nothing but respect for the law. Your imminent death on this dark side street can wait.
@Ristolable: 100% of car accidents happen within exactly five miles of something. If you're within five miles of anything right now, move.
@withanewname: [looking at pics] Where's that? -Hawaii Where's that? -Jamaica Daddy where was I? -You weren't born Why's the folder called 'Good Ole Days'?
@kumailn: You think Japanese teenagers are shocked the first time they see a real live naked woman & it's not all pixelated looking down there?