@ImFunnyMang: The last human alive will get no funeral.
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@AndrewChamings: I like big DUCKS & I cannot lie All you other mallards can't deny That a big beaked freak with a- Park Ranger: Sir, you're scaring the kids
@Feel_Dont_Speak: A friend will invite you for beers A good friend will pick up the tab A best friend will hold your hair All three will have blackmail pics