@ImFunnyMang: The last human alive will get no funeral.
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@AmishPornStar1: You know you're getting old when you sound like a women's tennis match just trying to get out of bed.
@saucy_peaches: Had a talk with 12. M: Do you know what a period is? 12: Yes, mom, it's the dot at the end of the sentence. M: ... 12: ... M: Good talk
@squirrel74wkgn: I'm just saying honey, if I sound like a cat throwing up hair balls the next day...it may be time to trim things up a bit.