@bffinheels: The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
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@TheTweetOfGod: If a man strikes you on one cheek, turn to him the other. Then, having shown yourself impregnable to cheek attack, beat the crap out of him.
@jessokfine: [Me at job interview] And, how seriously does your company take allegations of witchcraft?
@EliBraden: No one shot Rick Ross - when you're that big you're BOUND to be hit by a random stray bullet now and then