@bffinheels: The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
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@Shock_Monster: It's been clinically proven that the most effective form of birth control I can use is: "Just be myself."
@Squizbot: I would never cheat in a relationship because that would require two people finding me attractive.
@AbrasiveGhost: ME:[just inaugurated as president] Where's the nuke button ADVISOR: why ME:[crumpling photo of my 5th grade bully] I just wanna see it
@philco816: Kids we are running late let's go! *Kids I'm going to count every stair on the way down with out my shoes on.*