@bffinheels: The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
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@Underchilde: Sometimes I put a “for sale” sign in my neighbor’s yard and pray the power of suggestion works.
@Cheeseboy22: If the Pottery Barn didn't want me to bring my goat in the store, they shouldn't have called it a barn.
@KelleysBreakRm: The most disturbing thing about accidentally waking up at 4 a.m. is realizing some people do this on purpose so they can exercise.