@withanewname: The last time I danced at a party, someone told me I looked like a wildebeest on a frozen lake.
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@Dawn_M_: Twitter should give you 5,000 followers when you start and then you have to try and lose them.
@NotJPo: I just ate so much Chinese food that now I'm able to use algorithms based on linear algebra to solve large numerical systems.
@kylekinane: Thank god that racist basketball guy showed up or we'd still be talking about how we're not finding that airplane.