@man_spach: The last time Twitter was down I realized it didn't take 6 hours to poop.
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@MichaelTrying: The best part of being incompetent to cook and feed myself is that when I travel I am positive I didn’t leave the oven on.
@Quartzjixler: I hate when I read something so offensive on Twitter that my monocle falls out of my eye and into my brandy snifter.
@MiahSaint: Hell yes, I have the body of a Greek god: nice abs, expressionless eyes, genitals shot off by bored soldiers during The Franco-Prussian War
@Seinfeld2000: Do me a faver? Look at any object near you k now imagen its a diferent thing how was youre experience? i imagened pencil is baseball