@HatfieldAnne: The lawn guy asks to use my bathroom. A flicker of doubt. Is it safe to have a stranger in my house? Do I put out the fancy soap?
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@thetigersez: Literally nothing gives me more anxiety than when someone asks me what I like to do for fun.