@HatfieldAnne: The lawn guy asks to use my bathroom. A flicker of doubt. Is it safe to have a stranger in my house? Do I put out the fancy soap?
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@SteveSuckington: How many instruments do you have to be terrible at before you start playing the triangle?
@UncleDuke1969: Wife: Your life insurance premium paid up? Me: Yeah. Wife: Good. Me: Why? Wife: No reason. Me: ... Wife: ... Me: ... Wife: Here, taste this.
@suz1973luq: Text exchange: me- we need eggs. hub- how many? Me- One. See if they will sell you just one.