@LOsepyan: The light at the end of the tunnel better be a damn computer screen
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@KentTheG: When co-workers ask if the photos on my desk are my kids, I like to say, "No, they're Dan's from accounting. But they're so cute!"
@Black__Elvis: Even if you disagree with his politics you have to admit that for a second term president he doesn't even look pregnant.
@pixelatedboat: It's bullshit that dogs get their own heaven but we humans have to go to the same heaven as moths and tractors