@Reel2Dialog2: The Lion King is my favorite movie about how having a karate wielding monkey can completely change your life.
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@PaperPlateFace2: Tried to steal some candy from a baby. I got hit in the face with a rattle and then it puked on me They lied about how easy that was.
@UncleDuke1969: My daughter, filling out a college app, called me at home to get my home number. Big shout out to the ex-wife for pissing in my gene pool.