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@ArianFoster: The Little Mermaid was a hoarder.
@AnkCoupleTO: I was in the mood for nuts this morning so I chased a squirrel for 3 miles and the little prick led me right to his stash, yum!
@WilliamAder: Auto correct changed "mingle" to "mangle," and now I've been uninvited to a Superbowl party.
@AngelaEhh: Go to bed barstool. You're drunk
@Fickle_Filly: I'll never reveal my secrets.
@rockymomax: [adopting dog]
VOLUNTEER: we need your life history to make sure this animal is safe
[leaving hospital with baby]
DOCTOR: don't let him die