@JaggedLandon: The Lord moves in mysterious ways but you don’t have to. Please use your blinker.
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@abysmalkittybee: I never let people borrow my shoes, because if they walk a mile in them they'll know how much I exaggerate my problems.
@Lhlodder: I believe there are people on this planet who were born to get in everyone’s way at the grocery store.
@themiltron: i couldn't tell you, officer, they were wearing masks, they could have been any group of armed anthropomorphic turtles