@NotthatAdamWest: The lottery gives you a 1 in 200 million chance you won't go to work tomorrow. Alcohol gives you 1 in 5. You play your game; I'll play mine.
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@Jake_Vig: Try not to put yourself in a position where you have to say "I'm not actually a Nazi"
@GibJimson: You politely tap a jogger with your car one time, and suddenly you get labeled a hero.
@BriarSlyMadness: *climbs Mt. Everest hoping to find clarity, PEACE & a deeper understanding of myself & the world* "When did they put a Starbucks up here?"