@Token_Geezer: The loudest noise a child can make from another room is silence
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@Fred_Delicious: "sir, can i ask why you're smoking TWO huge blunts?" "officer, I'm..." *turns to camera* "double jointed" *cop starts breakdancing*
@BoozeWallet: [Mesozoic era] God: if u can't spell ur name you're going extinct Jellyfish: seems fair Pterodactyl: [to Brachiosaurus] this is bullshit
@Cheeseboy22: The Teen Choice Awards has to be the most legit award show because teens always make the best choices.