@Breadery: The Macarena is pretty menacing if you do it in silence in the queue at the bank.
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@TitaniumToplass: *casually walks into a crowded Sushi Restaurant wearing a dolphin costume* *suddenly stops, looks horrified, & backs slowly out the door*
@mortimermaiden: Forrest Gump is so unrealistic. There's no way anyone would take chocolate from a man who's been talking to himself on a bus station bench for 3 hours.
@metafroth: If I could time travel I'd go to my funeral and take names of people who seemed to be handling it a little too well.
@david8hughes: "You're in no position to be making demands." [does a handstand] "Company helicopter & 2 months extra vacation." "Fair enough.