@junejuly12: The main difference between kids and dogs is that kids grow out of following you to the bathroom
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@tangledteatime: Him: Your jokes just aren't relatable to most people. Me: *angrily binges on caviar*
@timdonakowski: I sleep with a squirt gun under my pillow just in case a gang of cats break in while I'm sleeping.
@AnOrangeSNES: Odin is a king, Thor got his gender switched to a woman, Disney owns Marvel. So Thor is....A DISNEY PRINCESS KINDA!