@junejuly12: The main difference between kids and dogs is that kids grow out of following you to the bathroom
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@Reverend_Scott: [dies and goes to Heaven] GOD: Hello, welcome to- ME: WHERE ARE ALL MY DOGS? GOD: Right this way.
@cjwerleman: Boy, ISIS are going to be pissed when they find out New Atheists talk about God more than them.