@LMHPhotog: Teach a fish to catch a MAN, and you've got a blockbuster horror movie idea under your belt.

@danjan13: 100% of murder victims who responded to the survey really freaked us out.

@nachosarah: hey joggers instead of those dumb little shorts you should wear batman costumes so I can feel like my neighborhood is protected

@briangaar: DID YOU KNOW: If you don't eat animal products, you will take it out on everyone else forever?

@ShawnGarrett: Did the math. Facebook is worth $100 billion and with 800 million users that puts the value of a life at $12.50. Never pay a hitman more.