@MrsMikePatton: The main reason I got divorced is because I got married.
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@LMHPhotog: Teach a fish to catch a MAN, and you've got a blockbuster horror movie idea under your belt.
@nachosarah: hey joggers instead of those dumb little shorts you should wear batman costumes so I can feel like my neighborhood is protected
@briangaar: DID YOU KNOW: If you don't eat animal products, you will take it out on everyone else forever?