@MrsMikePatton: The main reason I got divorced is because I got married.
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@Ngamsi_: Just unzipped skirt and my real stomach poured out. Exercise my sister says but life is too short to be running when nothing is pursuing you
@TommyWallace: Dr: I was going to ask if you were sexually active but- Me [wearing hot dog costume]: but what
@BillMc7: Geese and swans mate for life. And that explains why it's very common for geese and swans to fly into jet engines.