@NotThatKristi: The main reason I got married is that I really hate driving..
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@KentWGraham: We didn’t have child safety seats when I was young. My dad would put a couple of us in the trunk if it meant not taking two cars.
@thatdutchperson: "And why did you join our gym?" ▫️to stay healthy ▫️a friend recommended it ☑️I've seen myself naked
@Midgetspar: If I had a fake leg it would be a see-thru plastic one full of jelly beans and I'd only charge kids a dime for a handful like the old days.