@AsYouNotWish: The main reason Santa is so jovial is cuz he knows where all the bad girls live.
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@eye_spyder: You hear about that roman ruler who found the fountain of youth? Emperor constant teen.
@Jason_Horton: People are so fake how can you love your newborn baby when you met it like 2 minutes ago and don't know anything about it
@Steelers1972: You would be amazed how cheap lawn mowers are at Home Depot when you own a pickup truck and a orange apron.