@AsYouNotWish: The main reason Santa is so jovial is cuz he knows where all the bad girls live.
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@EricMarten: It must have been really strange for Jesus to be the only white guy in the entire Middle East.
@JohnFDaley: There must've been a good reason Zimmerman pulled a gun on his wife. Like, maybe she was walking down the street, minding her own business.
@SaraMansford: Maybe artists wouldn't be so starving all the time if they'd just eat all that fruit they're always painting.