@Lisabug74: The man next to me has cologne so strong that I’m dizzy with hallucinations, plus all those mushrooms I took.
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@KrazykurtKurt: ME: "I don't want sex tonight" GIRLFRIEND: "ok" Reverse phycology doesn't work on women.
@Pirate_nurse: Don't forget to put everybody before her so she has no clue whether you really give a shit or not
@crabgirl_: The people in this spin class are looking at me like they've never seen a girl with a helmet before.