@dtee83: The Man-whisperer. My dog at 6am.
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@gerryhallcomedy: Two years ago I became a proud father. My son is 6, but he was kinda lame those first four years.
@JensenClan88: I think the bigger issue with our country is that Paula Deen even had that many endorsements to lose in the 1st place.
@FeralCrone: I said I was mad at myself. My 4yo son looked at me. "There are fancier words for mad," he said, fixing my hair. "You should say irritated."
@WhaJoTalkinBout: My first subtweet was in the 3rd grade when I added extra glitter to Nathan's Valentine.