@omgthatspunny: The man who fell into an upholstery machine is now fully recovered.
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@capricecrane: People who love dark chocolate are always so snobby about it. Relax. It's just chocolate, you elitist ninnies.
@Steelers1972: You would be amazed how cheap lawn mowers are at Home Depot when you own a pickup truck and a orange apron.
@WhaJoTalkinBout: It's World Breastfeeding Week and, honestly, babies need to eat more often than that.