@omgthatspunny: The man who fell into an upholstery machine is now fully recovered.
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@YourYakiri: You know that confused look old people get when looking at new technology? I'm like that, but with salad.
@KenJennings: If you ever want to be bummed all day, think about how Jordan's national carrier is called "Royal Jordanian Airways" instead of "Air Jordan"