@_Fariis: The meat served in IKEA's restaurant is made of people who couldn't find the way out.
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@dshack8: Me: Can u send me those documents? Coworker: Yes, but u can actually get them by-- Me: Nope, don't try teaching me to fish. Not interested.
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